[In Kingdom Hearts, you become winner by approaching an enemy and beat him senselessly with a key pressing X several times. Riku, the character who is pretty angsty but not as angsty as that one other character, can also perform magic attacks that do not do anything. AI partners such as Donald and Goofy assist you in battle by using up all of your potions and dying. Between stages, players are punished for their stupid decision to buy the game by being forced to play through the microwave oven version of Star Fox.]
I think I lawled so hard I cried XD
Even if the game was bashed for about... maybe five pages... gave me a very nice lmao.
Devious Comments
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"What happened to Edgeworth?"
"Oh, he's curled up in a ball on the floor, shivering. : D"
"...."
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Color of faint... the night begins and people start to awe.
Color of pomegranate... sting with the prick and disappear far away
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This signature makes you waste your time :3 have a nice day
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"My coffee this morning was terrible. It tasted like pot!" "And you would know what pot tastes like...?" "Well, it tasted like what I imagine pot would taste like... I eventually decided it was Mexican coffee." --Dad, me, Dad
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As-salaamu 'alaykum.
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"What happened to Edgeworth?"
"Oh, he's curled up in a ball on the floor, shivering. : D"
"...."
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